Friday, January 25, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Sucks

Matt Damon Gets His Revenge

Last night after 10 years of Jimmy Kimmel not having enough time for Matt Damon, Matt got to have his revenge on Mr. Kimmel and it was hilarious that was for sure. 


Matt set out to prove that of coarse he could host the show better than Jimmy because he was fucking Matt Damon. He set off the show by replacing Jimmy's side kick Guillermo with his own Guillermo (played by Andy Garcia). Then he replaced Jimmy's band leader with rocker Sheryl Crow who went on to play a brand new song at the end of the show. For his monologue he brought in the legendary Robin Williams to do it for him. With the show starting off like that I knew it was going to be a pretty great show. There was even a cameo from Jimmy's "ex-lover" Ben Affleck who was behind the camera staying loyal to his man.   


Matt than went on to bring out many famous faces (some of which had never been on Jimmy's show before). On one single couch he got Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon, and Demi Moore. They all got to sit around and take jabs at poor Jimmy as he sat tied up and gagged in a chair behind them. They even took the time to take a photo with him. Before Sheryl closed the show Matt interviewed Jimmy's real ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman about how horrible Jimmy is. And fittingly at the very end of the show he ran out of time for Jimmy to say anything just as Jimmy has done to Matt for ten years. On the bright side Jimmy did get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today so things aren't to bad for the guy. 

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